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Music for the entire universe!
Welcome to our site. We’ve been hard at work crafting sounds to bring you relaxation and enjoyment. Our mission is to fill the cosmos with music that brings positive vibes and encouraging messages to all living entities. Have a listen to our first single, “BREATHE” and take a moment to clear your mind.
The full album will be readily available during the autumn months of the Earth’s northern hemisphere. There will be plenty more to come in the future. Sit back and relax as we take you on an auditory journey through the cosmos of your own imagination.
FAQs
We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.
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There are a few planets in the constellation Canis Minor unknown to humans. Most of us call the planet Strogador home, but some of the crew hails from the surrounding systems.
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Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!
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No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would underwater. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh air.
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We use the stars primarily as a map for travel, but sure, they could be a map for our personalities, too! Kelly is big on Astrology, so we'll let her answer this question.
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About 75%, which is as much DNA as you share with a chicken. This makes you poor test subjects, so no worries there!
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Earth is our favorite planet to visit because of how quaint it is. Similar to how humans from big cities like to visit a small town for the simpler environment but then are glad to get back to the city.
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From afar, we are not able to figure out the rules of your sports, but we do enjoy watching the crowds react to the players running around.
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Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say roughly about a hundred times longer than your civilization has existed.
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Our brains have developed to understand and translate most dialects in the universe. Love is the most common language that all species understand.
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Friends! We want to share new experiences, music, meditation and funny memes.
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They’re both so cute! Nothing beats Ooflas, our own little companions. They're cuddly and make a noise that gives you a euphoric feeling.
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Honestly, every inch of your planet has something to enjoy! Sight seeing is one of our favorite past times.
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Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.
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Our band is known as Cosmic 22. We do have names! Ask us and we'll tell you. Just like meeting a new human friend.
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Yes! There's a shop on Boom Bap 5 that does an excellent job installing immersive audio systems. Ours has a feature to make clothes invisible. It's a big hit for parties.
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We just discovered pizza. You humans really know how to use all the major food groups in one recipe. Plus, pizza is fun to share with friends.
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Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive.
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We're all creative and love to dabble in the arts. We'll have to take you surfing on the shores of Kyxlo Paradise! The bioluminescence there is a great way to put on a light show.
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It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we want to make our efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile.
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Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation.
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